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Garry Shandling It’s always been my personal feeling that unless you are married, there is something that is not very dignified about talking about who you are dating.
Luke Wilson A man on a date wonders if he’ll get lucky. Monica Piper Dating is where you pretend you’re someone you’re not to impress someone you don’t know.
There should be severance pay, and before they leave you, they should have to find you a temp.
Bob Ettinger Obviously, if I was serious about having a relationship with someone long-term, the last people I would introduce him to would be my family.
Rodney Dangerfield My philosophy of dating is to just fart right away.
Jenny Mc Carthy I was dating a guy for a while because he told me he had an incurable disease. Gracie Hart Workshops and seminars are basically financial speed dating for clueless people.
Linda Festa My best birth control now is just to leave the lights on. It’s like a full-time job, and we should treat it like one.
Garrison Keillor There are three rules for dating: 1) Don’t 2) If you must, just be careful 3) Forget the rules, your hormones will win anyway.
Unknown Saying I Love You in Funny Ways I was on a date with this really hot model. And if you like it, there may not be a second date. I made the mistake of telling my date a lie about myself, and she caught me — I didn’t think she’d actually demand to see the bat cave.
Alex Reed On the first date men worry about what they’re going to say while women worry about what they’re going to wear.
Lorna Adler Date Night is insurance for your marriage. Dave Attell My father always said, ‘Be the kind they marry, not the kind they date.’ So on our first date I’d nag the guy for a new dishwasher.
Unknown Date night can be a real oasis in a couple’s life. Kris Mc Gaha Valentine’s Day is being marketed as a Date Movie. If your date likes it, do not date that person again.
Someone once said that it is impossible to love and be wise at the same time.